Okay, Okay, RHOBH (or Real Housewives of Beverley Hills for the people living under rocks) just premiered tonight and I know I shouldn't be this excited to make it my first blog post but I am. Nobody is stopping me.
The girls tastes are little too Swarovski crystal, bling bling, pink (cough cough Lisa), tiny dogs in Louis Vuitton carriers for me but I love the show. It's like that extra piece of pie you ate but nobody knows.
Lisa VDP, as I call her, has an AMAZING house. I thought her other house was a cinderella dream come true but she's one up-ed herself with the modern white and pink house. I mean who wouldn't want to wake up, roll out of bed, stumble into the closet bigger than 2x my bedroom and into an even bigger bathroom just to shower. I mean hey, extravagance is in these days and the poor peasants of the world are just trying to keep up. I mean, who else owns a pink Birkin and Mulberry bag?
Always good to see Giggy and Ken!
Kyle looks fabulous as always. Portia cute as button. Although, I do have to say that Maserati was a little much for just the random day where your just going to dinner with your friends. "Hey guys! How are you? Great, Mauricio just bought me a Maserati because it's Thursday so my days going fabulous" REALLY?! Life's not fair but I would have to say that I still like her humble abode a lot more than Lisa's. It's more home-y like I could watch a Lifetime marathon there.
Kim, I think may still be a little off her rocker but hey she looks miles from the slurring and bathroom giggles from last season. Taylor, Taylor, Taylor--girl ten pounds put you at the weight of what most women are trying to diet and workout as their GOAL! Oh and Adrienne, the flowers were awkward and all. Maybe next time ask to have lunch not do that kind of stuff. I'm still recovering from the news that her and her husband seperated. Tears from the Bravo family and fans. Nobody cares about Yolanda, she seems pretentious and a little too serious for the light-hearted lives of the housewives of B Hillz.
P.S. Kim let me know your hair secrets. I know Pantene isn't the real trick for that. I use moroccan oil, hair masks, everything you name it and my hair looks at best normal.
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